Posted 9 hours ago



you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

(Source: eternalgirlscout)

Posted 9 hours ago


listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

Posted 10 hours ago


See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

(Source: whitejadeflower)

Posted 10 hours ago


apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

Posted 10 hours ago


"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.

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i know im only 21 but sometimes i see mutual follows who are just now turning 16 and im just


Posted 11 hours ago


Ragbrai footwear. Clipping in helps on a long ride. In group pic above Don (l) and Arnie (r) flank our pal Bill Danforth from Team Groucho.
As for my own specific fashion statement, I’ll simply note that my 16 year old daughter does not approve.